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The Consumers Speak Out: CBS Edition

Dear CBS,

Question: How DID you meet my mother?

And did she look like this?

And did she look like this?

Good Wife that she is, she seems to be flirting…

Julianna Margulies: sauciest beezy on the only CBS show worth watching!

Julianna Margulies: sauciest beezy on TV.

With your poorly written procedurals and messy multi-cams!

FYI, Danny, my momma has a big fat crush on you.

FYI, Danny, my momma has a big fat crush on you.

The rules of my parents’ engagement dictates, however…

Rules of Engagement, AKA Episode 7...of every cancelled CBS show.

Rules of Engagement: Episode 7 of every cancelled CBS show!

that if you Big Bang her…

If the Mayans are right, perhaps we can Big Bang these idiots off the air.

If the Mayans are right, perhaps we can Big Bang these idiots off the air.

I’ll enlist 2 Broke Girls, some Criminal Minds, & Two and A Half Men…

Waitresses? Or warriors?

Waitresses? Or warriors?

Okay...now actual warriors.

Okay…now for some actual warriors.

… and they’ll kick your ass.

Sincerely,

Check yourself before Chuck Lorre wrecks yourself.

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