Attention friends: The ABC Family reality/competition show Dancing Fools premiered last night.
It’s basically a Dancing With The Stars x America’s Funniest Home Videos x Tosh.0 x Reddit x Baby Daddy (because the host, Melissa Peterman, is on Baby Daddy).
While I was watching Dancing Fools last night, I found myself feeling a strange sensation in my stomach… one I hadn’t experienced since the good ol’ days of 90s Nickelodeon game shows + the existence of Gak in my life. The feeling was this: I CAN DO THAT.
Followed by: I WANT TO PLAY. WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO PLAY?
Basically, to “play” Dancing Fools, you gotta shake your booty on camera and submit a video. Then, if you’re lucky, you’re invited to dance your face off (and wear costumes that would be entirely inappropriate anywhere else in the world. Period. Ever.) in front of a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
You can mabes win $10,000, assuming you can tell your left foot from your right and make Melissa Peterman LOL a little bit. I mean, These Guys did it.
I don’t know if you guys know this, but I am a pretty good dancer. So if anyone wants to submit a video with me and put the above sparkly betches to shame, please let me know in the comments. I am open to song suggestions, although 90’s pop is preferred.