Girls Season 3: Trailer Analysis, Speculation, Hopes, and Dreams
Television

Girls Season 3: Trailer Analysis, Speculation, Hopes, and Dreams

The GIRLS Season 3 Trailer is heeeeeeeere! As avid Girls fans, Lena fans, and premium cable fans, the Tube Top Team could not be more excited. So, while we bide our time until the premiere – 1/12/14, according to Lena’s instagram – we’ll be watching, re-watching, and hungrily predicting what’s to come for our fearsome foursome … Continue reading

SAMCRO: Motorcycle club? Or just *NSYNC back together?
Music / Television

SAMCRO: Motorcycle club? Or just *NSYNC back together?

For your consideration: Jax Teller as Justin Timberlake Just look at those matching sideways glances. I mean, let’s be real, Jax Teller is undisputably the JT of this situation, initials and all. They’re both Kings of The Castle, leading men, and sexy regardless of poor hairstyle choices. Not to mention, when they aren’t Making The … Continue reading

IS NOTHING SACRED? (The Answer is No): The Reality Show for Novelists
Books / Television

IS NOTHING SACRED? (The Answer is No): The Reality Show for Novelists

It was only a matter of time before the novel found itself couched in the histrionic lowbrow of reality television. There’s a reality show—no, multiple reality shows (!)—about storage units, so the fact that it’s taken this long for the novel to find a visual platform is more a testament to the form’s antagonism towards … Continue reading

Does anybody want to talk and/or cry about Nashville with me?
Television

Does anybody want to talk and/or cry about Nashville with me?

It’s time you all woman up and face the facts. 1) Nashville is the sexiest show on Network TV. 2) Not enough of you are watching it, so… —> 3) I have no one to talk to about Connie Britton’s curls, Connie Britton’s sexytime, unexpected lesbian sexytime, the eternal plight of Deacon “Maddie-Daddy” Claybourne, whether or not the … Continue reading