Sorry we aren’t sorry, Lamorne Morris, but no one likes you as much as Coach. For those of you who don’t remember, Coach was the ORIGINAL TBG in the New Girl pilot. He was awesome. He was hilar. He was full of physical comedy. He was more handsome and more tall than Winston. Then, the reality of TV production intervened, Happy Endings got picked up for another season, and our beloved Coach, played by Damon Wayans Jr., returned to Happy Endings for another season of amaze Brad and Jane antics.
But Happy Endings is over now! And perhaps the only good result (besides Adam Pally’s guest role on The Mindy Project, obvi) is New Girl Season 3’s episode tonight, appropriately titled “Coach.”
At first, everyone was like “OH NO LAMORNE MORRIS WORRY ABOUT YOUR JOB IT’S IN DANGER” and at first Lamorne was probs like:
But then we found out, due to his epic relaysh crisis of choice between Cece & Elizabeth, the resulting Dumpage-Of-The-Schmidt by both women, and Jess and Nick’s new hot and heavy sexytime-all-the-time behavior in the loft, that SCHMIDT IS THE ONE MOVING OUT. Whaaat? Cray. Calling your bluff, Liz Meriwether. This show is nothing without its Schmidt.
My guess is that Schmidt moves back in after 6 episodes, because that’s when Damon Wayans Jr.’s guest star stint will end. In the meantime, watch New Girl tonight. It will probably be the best ever. Here’s da promo 4 ur consideraysh:
LOTS OF LOVE FROM THE GANG!