For your consideration:
Jax Teller as Justin Timberlake
Just look at those matching sideways glances. I mean, let’s be real, Jax Teller is undisputably the JT of this situation, initials and all. They’re both Kings of The Castle, leading men, and sexy regardless of poor hairstyle choices. Not to mention, when they aren’t Making The Band/Motorcycle Club, they both have feature careers. Does this make Wendy Britney Spears? Hit it, quit it, and watch from afar as she tries for comeback after comeback?
Juice Ortiz as JC Chasez
2nd hottest member(s) of the crew. Indisputably disgruntled about his (their) “#2 sexiest” role. Ambiguously ethnic in the sexiest sense of the word, with biological-daddy issues, and a new father figure(s) found through adoption… in Juice’s case, by SAMCRO, in JC’s by his foster parents. Most of his (their) hair can be found on the top of his (their) heads, he’s totally a sex symbol(s), and – perhaps most importantly – definitely my favorite crew member(s). Also, sex symbol(s)
Bobby Munson as Joey Fatone
The skeptical, jolly fat one (wouldn’t it suck to have your last name be “FatOne” a lot though?) with a heart of gold!
Tig Trager as Chris Kirkpatrick
Hair. Facial hair. Love of jewelry. Glasses. It’s uncanny. Am I right?
Chibs Telford as Lance Bass
Slightly scary looking Irishmen… do they all have similar eyebrows-raised-OR-ARE-THEY sideways glances?